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Satisfyer's Sassy Seal is cute, discreet, and fun to use. And while a few annoyances like button placement may hold it back from being absolutely perfect, the best part of this toy is its versatility. With 11 levels of air pulse intensity as well as 12 vibration types that can be mixed and matched, you're bound to find at least one pattern in this this whimsical toy that will make it fully live up to its name!

Pillow Talk Sassy feels like a personalized GPS for your G-spot. Until recently, I hadn't been introduced to flexible G-spot vibrators until recently, and I don’t think I can ever go back again. Sassy is generously sized, with an angled body. Not a curved body, angled. And it just gets the job done. This toy has convinced me that curved toys are for chumps. What we need is a targeted G-spot vibrator that knows exactly where it’s going and how it’s going to get there. The bottom of the toy has a single button, a small jewel—a Swarovski crystal—located in the center of the handle. It’s very easy to locate and use while playing. However, the controls are a little annoying. You can increase speed while in use, but to decrease it, you must turn the toy off and restart it at the lowest setting—a silly technical oversight by designers. Overall, mission accomplished.

Ever since the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy arrived, it's been my go-to g-spot vibrator. I love the big, bulbous head!! While I enjoy the incremental speed control, it can take some getting used to if you've never used a BMS toy with that feature before, and it's not for everyone. Once you get used to it, it's really nice to be able to find just the right level of intensity. I'm also really glad that this vibrator doesn't have any vibration patterns or modes. They almost always feel unnecessary to me, especially when I'd rather have a wider range of intensities instead. Overall, I love the BMS Pillow Talk Sassy. It's beautiful, the silicone is luxurious to the touch, and I reach for this vibe on the regular for both solo & partner play!

The Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys is an onahole type masturbator that features four rows of ball bearings set inside the TPU material providing a novel change to the typical sleeve type masturbator. Unfortunately, this toy has a few drawbacks that I feel let it down overall compared to other toys in the same price bracket.

Mrs Whippy by Pussy Punch Toys is a super cute ice cream themed dildo, and honestly I just think that the world needs more cute food themed sex toys! I really love the texture and the tapered girth, and I'm so happy that they made me one with a realistic handle that sends me some serious nostalgia. I think the price point for Mrs Whippy is really good, especially considering that you're getting a custom made sex toy in which you can choose your colors, shimmer or no shimmer, and your firmness. Plus, it always feels nice supporting small businesses!

I'm a big fan of Solina Toys, and their newest hyper-realistic dildo in their line up is no exception to that. The dual-density, suction cup, & super realistic design are exactly what I've come to know & love from Solina Toys. This model is available in two realistic skin tones, called Vanilla and Cocoa. There's a good amount of texture and the uncut design makes the tip a lot more beginner friendly than some of the other Solina Toys models. I really love this toy and would absolutely recommend it!

Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

Solina Toys busted into the market with 3 ultra realistic, dual-density silicone dildos, and it's easy to see why there is so much buzz about them! These affordably priced realistic dildos have a squishy exterior and a firm core, with a powerful suction cup. My personal favorite of the 3 original models is the XL, while my wife prefers the XXL. These are a really great option for anyone looking for hyper realistic silicone dildos at an affordable price!

Overall, this toy is a solid choice for anyone looking for a powerful, versatile stimulator. Its sturdy construction, multiple modes, and reliable performance make it a worthwhile investment. While the rubbery look and unconventional charging method might be minor drawbacks, they don’t overshadow the overall quality and pleasure it provides. I would recommend it to those wanting a dependable toy that offers a range of sensations at an affordable price.

Alright listen up, you slap a tsundere tag on anything and I’m already halfway sold, but this little number delivers like she’s late for a punishment scene. From the moment I popped open the box and saw that smug anime babe staring me down, I knew I was about to commit a few crimes against plastic. The dual-layer design hits real nice, it’s got that outer softness like she’s playfully pushing you away, but the inner tunnel’s gripping you like she definitely wants it. And that bullet vibe slot in the booty is peak innovation. That’s like putting turbo on a Fleshlight and telling it to moan in tsundere. Is it perfect? Nah, cleanup’s a little annoying and she’s not the tightest on the market. But for a mid-sized, super cute, anime-themed stroker that lets you roleplay the emotionally unavailable girlfriend of your dreams, 10/10 would ruin again. Tsundere-approved. Dick-drained. Wallet slightly lighter. No regrets.

I'm happy to see Solina Toys branching out into fantasy dildos with their first model, Monsta. Monsta is a werewolf themed dildo with fantastic dual-density, body-safe silicone, a suction cup, squishy testicles, and, best of all, is affordably priced at $69.99. I really loved stretching with Monsta, whereas my wife was thrilled to have a dual-density dildo that fits her girth preferences. We both think that the toy could use a bit more of a curve for better g-spot & p-spot stimulation, but overall we're both really happy with Monsta. This is NOT a toy for beginners, as the girth is pretty substantial, however it does make for an excellent stepping stone for those looking to try fantasy dildos.

This clear, realistic dildo delivers an excellent balance of design, comfort, and usability. Its detailed shape and smooth texture provide a lifelike experience, while the sturdy suction base adds versatility for hands‑free use. Cleaning is quick and hassle‑free, and the body‑safe material ensures durability and safety. While it doesn’t include vibration functions, its silent nature makes it discreet and reliable. Overall, it’s a solid choice for anyone looking for a realistic and easy‑to‑maintain product at a fair price.

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

You're going to love this toy if you're looking for a quick stress-reliever. It's quick, easy, and feels like a breeze to use. I'd say it's one of my favorite Onaholes, and not just because it's easier to clean than most!